I don't like coffee... yup that's right I said it.

*stands tall and proud amid the endless sea of gasps coming from the peanut gallery*

I don't even like tea that much, but it is 1000 times better than coffee. I'm more of a purified water, apple juice and hot cocoa kind of gal.

What I find odd is that when people first drink Guinness Stout, they compare it to coffee. Now I like Guinness with its dark creamy-stouty smoothness. Coffee just tastes like ass.

I know they say both are acquired tastes, so I can see that parallel. But really besides color what else do they have in common? I'd really like answers too, I'm not just venting. Well, okay I am venting, but I'd like to know my faithful readers opinions as well. So pipe up damn it!